Our Demands

When we awoke this morning we found Mickey Mouse in this uncomfortable position. This photo was not staged! We can only assume that someone was a little careless when putting away the toys last night. We decided to take a picture to document the situation when it occured to me that this unfortunate circumstance for Mickey could prove useful to our family... Many of you know that my parents live in Southern California, about twenty minutes from Disneyland. (Hi Mom!) Some of you may also know that my parents usually have some kind of "keys-to-the-kingdom" season pass to Disneyland and rarely need encouragement to visit "The Happiest Place on Earth." My mother in particular has strong feelings about this "magical place" and we were raised with a healthy respect and appreciation for the privilege of being taken to Disneyland.
That being said, a strange phenomenon has occurred. In the eight and a half years Jason and I have been married, Jason has never been initiated into the family with a trip to Disneyland. (Yes, we did go to California Adventure for which we are eternally grateful, yada, yada, yada. But nothing beats the original.) We have discussed the matter from time to time with the family as to why this has happened. No definite conclusion has been reached though I have long suspected that it may be due to Jason's alleged lack of appreciation for Disney Magic. This situation has left us no choice but to enter into the sordid world of hostage situations. Mickey Mouse will not be liberated until certain demands are met.

1. When we come to visit California this June, we will be taken to Disneyland where a fabulous time will be had by all. (Yes, we know that June temperatures and crowds could thwart this plan but we remain undeterred.)

2. During our visit we will eat churros, funnel cakes and other delights of no nutritional value whatsoever.

3. Photographs will be taken of smiling grandchildren to document the experience for posterity.

Like any proper hostage-takers, we will be upping the ante if our demands are not met. Certain other Disney characters may become involved. "Joshua, slowly put down the mouse!" We cannot be responsible for the actions of a toddler who does not get his way.








Note: No actual Disney characters, stuffed animals or toddlers were hurt in the creation of this ransom demand. We hope you have enjoyed our tongue-in-cheek post and wish to assure Mom and Dad that we will always love them whether we ever go to Disneyland or not.